I am overjoyed
when morning gets here, because i can send a
Great Big Good Morning sms to my Dear ones. what a lovely way to start my day.
Have A great MOnday Morning !
Very Good Morning
SMS Category: Monday
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Agar aap se kaha jaaey
Monday iss week nahi aaega!
tou aap aapko Sunday kab milega !!
nai naaaaaaaaaaa!
Socho, kuch to socho !
kuch samajhy !
nahi na!
utho beta kaam per jaao
MOnday ki subah ho gayee !
SMS Category: Monday
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Sunday is over Friends !
A frightful day is the next !
Haunting you !
Taunting You !
and Wanting You
To b at d work again !!
Get up its sweet MONDAY!
SMS Category: Monday
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Monday is appraching !
is it boring ?
No..Na Na
Be Courageous !
Be Industrious !
And...And...And
Work , Waork, Work
All the 5 days..Dil se
Waiting 4 d Friday !
To get Weekend !
To b at meetend!
SMS Category: Monday
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A Fresh Monday Message To U
A new week has just Started That's the Reason I Wish you a good start into the week!
SMS Category: Monday
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Being a great mother is a very hard role to perform, But My Dear mother you are the STAR To enlighten our lives.
I love you Mom.
Happy Mother’s Day
SMS Category: Happy Mother's Day
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It is said that any woman can be a Mother but it
takes someone special to be called “Mom”
Happy Mother’s Day.
SMS Category: Happy Mother's Day
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The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman
who gave us love and sacrifice… is MOTHER.
Happy Mothers Day!!
SMS Category: Happy Mother's Day
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Question: What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes - Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question: Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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Question : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
SMS Category: Taxes
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